That's the title of this song by Loudon Wainwright. The song is hysterical, but sadly, if you eat the Standard American Diet, you can assume you will be on some of the meds Mr. Wainwright sings about.

After viewing this video, I decided to acquire this domain: NoAchesNoPainsNoMedsNoDocs.com. A choice can be made: Live a healthier lifestyle and avoid most of the chronic diseases that this diet causes.

While the song is funny, the implications of living in the Circle of Disease are not.

Now enjoy this funny song.

While Loudon Wainwright's song is hysterical, I prefer Bill Maher's rant about big-Pharma.